January 2012
December 2011
Dear 2011,
Thank you for all the heart ache, weight loss, high anxiety, tears, and bullshit.
Kiss my ass, you fucking terrible year. I’m glad I’ll never see you again after tonight.
Peace.
Goodbye 2011 - Here's a survey.
Type the alphabet and stop at the letter of the last person you kissed:
abcdefghij
What does your last outgoing text say?
Lol my dad was just watching that
How was your day overall?
Okay, I did jack shit.
Did you kiss someone more than 20 times in 2011?
unfortunately.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
HA. none.
Where were you friday night at 10pm?
At...
bigtimerussian:
ugly people that try to tell you that you’re ugly
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So when I was at my brother's physical therapy,
this random kid drew a sketch of me…he didn’t ask me if it was okay or anything. But it was really good when he was all done. So random.
someone told me I have a nice decolleter...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9colletage
…so its a nice way of saying I have a nice chest right?
classy. very classy.
billyfishkins:
remember when spongebob made squidward that sweater
and squidward was like “whats this thing made of????”
and spongebob was like “eyelashes!”
why were his nonexistent eyebrows missing too
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